PhilhtheePEASANT's art Reviews on Newgrounds

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Me when I "randomly" get selected by airport security

sinnykitt responds:

ough nou!!

[The process of blinding an angel]

Like picking grapes from the vine.

Yummy!!!

sinnykitt responds:

they say angel eyes taste like sweet ambrosia

[Gt 18: Weapons]

Me in the ER after getting a back massage from my wife.

sinnykitt responds:

looks like a happy family we got here :)

[Sonic girls battle]

Brother you GOTTA learn how to hide your power level.

EDIT: I meant that I see your joke about cream was a little off-kilter here on NG

You're totally fine bruh it's just me.

wakeangel2001 responds:

I don't get it, did I flex power or were you referring to one of the characters in the comic?

[texas spring]

Texas summer is the worst.

i spent an hour and a half in this fuck ass heat and started hallucinating that i was in the UK and got my face melted off by some guy who threw a cup of acid on me.

shit sucks man i wish it was september rn.

wavetro responds:

NO ONE WARNED ME ABOUT THE HUMIDITY

[perilous drop (UNFINISHED)]

Ayo the pizza here

wavetro responds:

MY EARS BURN

[helluva bosom]

i bite the nipple, and the nipple bite me back.

Diet-Heck responds:

a worthwhile trade altogether

[upsetting journey]

Words

PigLice responds:

Sometimes writing feels lame lol

[Face Reveal!]

Literally me

Roadiesky responds:

the no face

[christmas clown]

I was into clowns BEFORE all this clussy shit. give me a damn medal!

Diet-Heck responds:

same, i've been around since the dawn of time